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Q: Whats the Significance of 'Hot Girls With A Little Bit of Money'. Do a bunch of hot girls run this site?
A: Nope, just one hot girl :::cough::: me :::cough:::. But seriously now...Joel, Benji, Paul, and Billy are the true 'hot girls with a little bit of money' here...very little money.
Q: How can you make fun of GC and still call yourself a fan?
A: Simple....they're easy targets and they make my job effortless. And just because I didnt make another "Marry Me Joel Page" doesnt mean I'm not a true fan. Lots of fans have been thinking exactly what I've been writing, but they just never admitted it before until now.
Q: Have you ever met them?
A: I've only met Joel, he was nice. Maybe a little too nice, but I won't bore you with all the sleazy details. Benji had a bunch of girls on him so I stayed back. And Paul, Billy, and Aaron didn't hang out after their set.
Q: Has GC ever seen your page?
A: Idunno...I hope so, although I don't think Joel could handle it. But I believe the other guys wouldnt mind too much.
Q: How did you come up with those fabricated personalities? They seem to fit so well.
A: Fabricated? I don't think so...Ok maybe...but the way I have them portrayed here is exactly the way they act. Paul denies being gay while Aaron doubts this, Benji apperantly loves making out or else he wouldnt have to remind the world every chance he gets, Joel is a ghetto punk that listed the Cash Money Millionaires as an influence, and Billy just freakin acts like he's on something all the time. They bring it all on themselves.
Q: How dare you accuse Paul of being gay!
A: I never directly stated that Paul was gay, i just highlighted his more feminine features...actually I probably have stated this. But who cares? We all know Pauls not gay and if he was, oh well! Its not like you had a chance with him any how.
Q: Are the encounters true?
A: The encounters are all sent in from different people, and I never question them. So I can't answer that. But I'm sure you can distinguish fact from fiction (if any) all by yourself.
Q: If I send something in like a Story or Captions, will you put it up?
A: Of course...that is if it doesnt suck. I know that sounds a bit harsh, but I don't want people to have to sit and read through some long story and finish it without laughing, thats no fun. So if you have anything, send it in cause it might just end up on this page with credit.
Q: Who is this ron fuckin ASSHOLE FUCK guy what keeps appearing in your stories?
A: Ah yes my dear friend ron! Ron is a "hardcore punk" that likes to harass the GC Message Board, but lately it seems as if we've been harassing him. His beef is that Benji aka "Banji" exploited his "sub culture" by getting a mohawk and wearing a Casualties shirt. He is set out to assassinate Banji with a bottle (yes a bottle) at Warped Tour. He even has his days numbered, I think Banji's got less than a week now. To get Ron's original message left on the board click here. A couple of us off the board have been conversing with Ron and we have learned that he grew up in Hells Kitchen, likes bbq hotpockets, his ultra cool mom, and girls with the name Lani. See he isn't really as tough as he lets on. Ron is very interesting I would recommend talking to him sometime. Albeit his favorite words are "Cunt", "Poser", "skinheads" and "hahahahha".
Q: Whats the deal with this Steve Doll person?
A: Steve Doll is god's greatest gift to women...and men. Actually Steve Doll is a doll that New Found Glory takes on tour with them, he's kinda like their little mascot. Any how...Steve Doll is very sexy and very open especially with rockstars and the girls off the board.
Q: What is the board?
A: Its the Official Good Charlotte Message Board, the best thing on the internet next to my page. If you don't understand certain jokes here, its proly because your not part of the board. Some jokes here originated off the board. Almost everyone is nice and welcoming there well unless your a hormonal teen girl (or guy i.e. nsyncluver, yes this is a guy teenie) who only wants to post about Benji's Hotness. We frown upon this and we will beat your ass with the Teenie Stick. So please think before posting, better yet if you're a newbie, just lurk for awhile.
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